♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation, ♪
♪ 'Til school comes along just to end it, ♪
♪ So the annual problem for our generation, ♪
♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
♪ Like maybe… ♪
♪ Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy, ♪
♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel tower, ♪
♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist, ♪
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
♪ Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, ♪
♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain, ♪ It's over here!
♪ Finding a Dodo bird, painting a continent, ♪
♪ Or driving our sister insane! ♪ Phineas!
♪ As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff ♪
♪ To do before school starts this fall ♪ Come on, Perry!
♪ So stick with us cause ♪
♪ Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all ♪
♪ So stick with us cause ♪
♪ Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all ♪
Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
♪ I met my love in-- ♪
Oh boy! Did that kid stink or what?
But maybe you've got what it takes to be
The Next
Super
American
Pop Teen
Idol Star!
Audition opens today at The Googelplex Mall in beautiful downtown, Danville.
Auditions? Today?
Yes, today!
At 2 o'clock sharp.
I've got to tell Stacy.
Oh!
That pop star stuff might be fun at first
but then you'd be stuck in a dead-end job.
Too bad you can't just do it once and move on.
Well, what you're talking about is a one-hit wonder.
A one-hit wonder?
What's that?
Well, a musical act goes to the top of the charts with a cathchy tune and meaningless lyrics.
♪ I'm Lindana and I wanna have fun ♪
♪ (she wants to have fun) ♪
Then they throw a big diva tantrum, lose their label
and they fade to obscurity.
Before you know it, their song ends up as elevator music.
Years later, they have a reunion concert.
And after that, they never sing again, and no one remembers them.
Not that I would know anything about that.
A one-hit wonder.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
Stacy, what am I going to sing?
Hello? What are you going to wear?
Hmm.
What do you think?
Too much.
Too little.
Ugh, too clean.
To dirty.
Too street.
Too goth.
Where did you get that?
From my mum's closet.
You like it?
Nah, too retro.
Perfect!
Nice, huh?
Yeah, you should have tried that on first.
Let's go!
Chicka chicka choo wah.
Meaningless lyrics done.
How's the catchy tune coming along?
Excellent!
We'll be done by lunch.
Hey, where did Perry go?
Hello? Hello?
Anybody there?
Oh, good morning, Agent P.
We've just received the word that Dr Doofenshmirtz has been buying up
construction toys at an alarming rate.
We need you to find out what he's up to and put a stop to it.
♪ Perry! ♪
We'll meet back at the entrance in an hour.
Come on, Stacy.
We've got to hurry so we can get a spot in li--
Aye, aye, aye.
I've never sang in front of so many people.
Uh, Candace?
I can't do this.
Oh, yes. You can.
You're not a quitter, you're a fighter.
I am?
Sure, you are!
You're a lean, mean, singing machine.
That's it! Yeah!
Now you're looking like a winner.
Hey, Candace.
And that is what a gorilla looks like when you try to take away his food.
Oh, hi Jeremy.
Are you auditioning too?
Nah, I came to see this hot new band called PFT.
I downloaded their song this morning.
It's tight.
The hundredth contestant gets to sing on stage with the band.
Really?
Hey,looks like it's you.
Congratulations!
You're the hundredth contestant.
Ladies and gentlemen, this young lady has the honor of singing on stage with PFT.
So now, the band you've been waiting for
Phineas and The Ferb-Tones!
Phineas?
Candace? You're the hundredth contestant?
How serendipitious.
This will be like a brother/sister thing.
Now, I'm assuming you've heard our single.
I mean, who hasn't, right?
It's a big hit.
So here's the words, but don't worry if you get lost
the lyrics are meaningless anyway.
I'll point when it's your turn.
Ladies and gentlemen, The Ferbettes.
I'm Phineas, and this is Ferb, and we're gonna sing a song.
♪ Bow chicka bow wow ♪
♪ That's what my baby says ♪
♪ Mow mow mow ♪
♪ And my heart starts pumping ♪
♪ Chicka chicka choo wah ♪
♪ Never gonna stop ♪
♪ Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you ♪
♪ I said a bow chicka bow wow ♪
♪ That's what my baby says ♪
♪ Mow mow mow ♪
♪ And my heart starts pumping ♪
♪ Chicka chicka choo wah ♪
♪ Never gonna stop ♪
♪ Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you ♪
♪ I said bow chicka bow wow ♪
Candace!
Wait a minute!
What are you doing?
I'm cueing you.
How did you get a hit single?
Well, it wasn't easy.
It took most of the morning and half a dozen phone calls.
But if you're willing to put in the work--
That's it! I'm gonna tell mum!
Okay. Tell her what?
Do-- I'm just gonna tell.
♪ Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you.♪
Mum, mum, mum!
Mum, you've got to see this.
Let me guess. Is it unbelieva--
Come on, come on, come on!
Hi, I'm Ben Baxter, Huge-o-Records.
Why don't you come by my office in an hour and we can talk about your future.
Future? Cool.
He must be a psychic.
See, there they are on stage.
Ladies and gentlemen, once again,
Marty the rabbit boy with his musical blender!
Hon, we're getting you an eye exam.
No, no! Wait!
♪ Perry! ♪
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪
Everything is ready.
Oh what is it now?
Oh, are you my new temp?
Well, let me just get you up to speed.
I know it's a bit of a mess.
I'm just putting the finishing touches on my latest maniacal plan.
You see, in a few minutes, I will unleash an unprecedented reign of terror upon
the entire Tri-State Area!
And Perry the platypus will never be the wiser.
Perry the platypus!
You're a temp?
Are times that hard?
Oh, I told mum I don't need glasses.
What the?
No, no! Wait!
Grr.
Mum!
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorpor-- ♪
Sorry,Perry the platypus. But you're too late.
Oh, this one's nice.
Mom, come here. You've got to see this.
But Candace--
I haven't paid for this yet.
Hey!
When it comes to havoc, nobody wreaks like me.
Whoa! Wait, you're not supposed to touch that.
Hey, no fair!
Wow, what a great painting.
How did you get permission for that?
Oh, they didn't mind.
The building's scheduled for demolition.
See.
Aah!
Uh, ma'am. You're gonna have to come back and pay for that.
Yes, of course officer.
Aah!
Hey, weren't you Lindana?
Yes, I was.
I can't believe you recognize me.
Well, I was a huge fan. You still have to pay for the jacket.
I know.
Very clever, Perry the platypus.
I was trying to ignore you, but you forced my hand.
And now... I shall relax with a nice, tasty deli platter.
Heh. Oh ho ho ho.
Where are my manners?
Here you go, Perry the platypus.
Care for some pepper?
Just say when.
Any time.
Boys, let me start by saying we love your act
and we want to be in the Phineas and The Ferb-Tones business.
By the way, aren't you a little young to be pop stars?
No.
Well, okay then.
We've prepared to offer you a very lucrative contract if you'll sign exclusively with us for your follow-up single.
Follow-up single?
Who do you think we are?
Some two-bit hacks who'll keep writing new songs just because you pay us obscene amounts of cash?
Phineas and The Ferb-Tones are strictly a one-hit wonder.
Good day to you, sir.
Diva tantrum, check. 228 00:09:16,730 -> 00:09:18,400 Elevator music, check.
Ah, who needs them?
We've still got this videotape of their performance.
We can do live CDs, DVDs, podcasts.
Heck, we can digitally recreate their images to make our own sitcom-
The Phineas and Ferb show.
We can squeeze 20 years of entertainment out of this one videotape.
Aah! The giant robot is coming right at us!
Wow, you sure like a lot of pepper.
I'm more of a paprikaman, myself.
It will take more than condiments to foil my brilliant plan.
Ah-choo!
The tape!
Aah!
Whew, what an unbelievable stroke of luck.
I'm okay.
I'm still better than---
Curse you, Perry the platypus!
Oh, there you are, Perry.
Come on, guys. We still have one thing left to do.
And the winner of today's The Next Super American Pop Teen Idol Star is
Marty the rabbit boy and his musical blender!
Oh, give him a hand.
He's going to Hollywood.
Hey, Candace. What's wrong?
I'm better than that guy.
Oh, I should have taken blender lesson.
So, why did you run off earlier?
My brothers!
They always ruin everything.
Well, you like to sing, right?
Yeah.
Then you shouldn't let your brothers' fun ruin your good time.
You know, if you get a chance to sing, you ought to sing.
I gotta go. I'll see you later.
Hey Candace.
You're still the hundredth contestant.
Want to come and help us out?
♪ Bow chicka bow wow ♪
♪ That's what my baby says ♪
♪ Mow mow mow ♪
♪ And my heart starts pumping ♪
♪ Chicka chicka choo wah ♪
♪ Never gonna stop ♪
♪ Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you ♪
♪ I said bow chicka bow wow ♪
♪ That's what my baby says ♪
♪ Mow mow mow ♪
♪ And my heart starts pumping ♪
♪ Chicka chicka choo wah ♪
♪ Never gonna stop ♪
♪ Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you ♪
♪ Baby, ♪
♪ baby, ♪
♪ baby ♪
♪ Baby baby baby baby ♪
♪ Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you ♪
That was great.
I've been thinking my brothers all wrong.
They're not a nuisance, they're my ticket to--
Thank you, you've been great.
This is the last time we're gonna sing that song.
We're retiring.
Good night.
The mall is now closed and will reopen at 9 am tomorrow.
Thank you for shopping with us.
♪ (She's Lindana) I'm Lindana and I wanna have fun ♪
You loved her in the 80s.
Get ready to love her again.
Lindana's mega hit, "I'm Lindana and I Wanna Have Fun"
has been remixed and retranslated into your favourite languages.
Portuguese
Dutch
Canadian
Japanese
Esperanto
Pig Latin
Dog
and every one's favourite--
Hey, mom. Whatcha watching?
Oh, nothing.
♪ (She wants to have fun) I wanna wanna wanna have fun fun fun. ♪